An Australian grandmother tackled a flip flop wearing Gen Xer purse thief
An Australian grandmother gave a 42-year- old flip flop wearing Gen Xer purse snatching thief the proper “act right” that his parents obviously did not give to him.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 28, 2021
B.C. farmer scolded a lynx for killing two of his chickens
BC farmer Chris Paulson-First the owl and then you. Huh? Yeah, let’s go have a look at this damage.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 27, 2021
Talking interrupts working
Shhh, no talking while working.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 25, 2021
Somebody in there is calling
his name
Sometimes, yourself will talk to you.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 24, 2021
Have you all seen snow dragon Jasper?!
A Chicago couple, Warren Window and Alexis Hoffman, sculpted a snow dragon, in their front yard, which they named after their neighbor's young son, Jasper.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 22, 2021
Dog gives the human the look
The 11 seconds that it takes for the dog to figure out that his human is fake giving him treats is more evidence that our four legged friends have evolve more than we thought.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 10, 2021
Canines across the world are
not happy with the pillow humping dog stopping his humping
Imhotepphaestus the Beagle Hound spoke
to a room of canines about the grave error committed by the Jack Russell terrier fox mix
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 25, 2021
Maury the Moose speaks out against Canadian officials' salt lick ban
It’s preposterous for anyone to think that we moose support the Canadian officials prohibiting the humans from letting us lick
the salt off their cars.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: December 11, 2020
Hey, there's a double red rainbow in the sky!
Hey, did y’all see the double red rainbow
that came tip toeing across California’s night skies?!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: August 26, 2020
Sorry Mickey Ds but folks will be chowing down on that Thanksgiving turkey and Christmas ham for a while
Poor Mickey Ds will be short on money for about two to three months there because folks are going to be spending their time chowing down on that Thanksgiving turkey and Christmas ham for a while.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 14, 2020
Chillaxing
Jason Alexander is chillaxing.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 28, 2019
Those Energizer batteries got Chucky going
Those Energizer batteries got a 'good guy'
like Chucky going off the chain.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 27, 2019
The minion knows what a banana is
The minion knows the difference between
an apple and a banana.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 26, 2019
He's rockin' out to an also
dope beat
This little fella here loves listening to music!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 25, 2019
Don't let that smile fool you, now
Don't ever let a person's smile fool you into thinking that you know what he's thinking.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 24, 2019
The devil letting the hot air
out of hell is what caused the heatwave
Lucifer got out of his bed and told the demons to open up all of the windows in order to let the hot air out; which is causing the massive heatwave that is covering our little globe.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 21, 2019
Don't whine while you're drinking wine
Whining will make you spill all of your wine.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 17, 2019
Teaching will make you throw somebody out the window, now
High blood pressure, stress, and bouts of anger are all caused by teaching 'children who are our future'.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 16, 2019
Tweety Bird always outsmarts the putty tat
Hahaha, Tweety Bird is proof that a bird's brain is far more advance than a cat's brain!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 13, 2019
Abe went "Back to the Future"
to get that boombox
Abe travelled back in time to 1989 to a house party and grabbed that boombox.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 11, 2019
A picture is worth a thousand words
Using a picture of Bruce Jenner as your resume will get you an interview.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 7, 2019
America, yeah!
America is the coolest country, ever,
on this planet...and in the universe!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 4, 2019
The cheese you're smelling is your
skin melting
The scorching summer heat has everybody smelling like cheese!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 30, 2019
Some fools are harder to fool than others
It's harder to fool a fool who's 'not your ordinary everyday fool.'
by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 28, 2019
Evolution is always happening
The cat can put on eye glasses and read a book.
by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 27, 2019
The smells of summer are like
no other
The smells of summer are funky!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 21, 2019
Not caring is the key to having a happy life
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 18, 2019
Some people don't like the sun
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 17, 2019
Who's interrupting meow time?!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 15, 2019
The right time got the clock beat up
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 13, 2019
This red button will teach those humans not to declaw me
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 7, 2019
WATCH ME! I got it!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 5, 2019
Muthafuckas are gonna take it!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 1, 2019
Don't believe the words on a cup
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
May 18, 2019
Don't be jelly!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
May 17, 2019
He's a smart man
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
May 15, 2019
Take Your Child to Work Day is really a no school day for your child
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
April 25, 2019
Now you see me! Now you don't!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
April 1, 2019
Even the devil gets tired of people
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 28, 2019
Joe Gage's mama ran away from him
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 23, 2019
She did it!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 21, 2019
Humans are the number one cause
of smoking
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 16, 2019
An unemployed New Jersey man's ex-wife wants some of his $273 million jackpot
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 15, 2019
A jaguar attacked a woman who tried taking a selfie during his private time
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 12, 2019
That sleep will catch up with you
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 11, 2019
He'll figure it out
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 2, 2019
The look you give when you think Thursday is Friday
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 1, 2019
George Washington curses the presidents on Presidents Day
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
February 18, 2019
Woman admits to praying for the polar vortex to come
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
February 8, 2019
This picture of human compost reminds folks they'll become worm food
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
January 8, 2019